I thought goalies were supposed to have the balance of a mountain goat. You ... well, you just fell down a lot.
I'll have you know that's just a terrible mountain goat stereotype you're perpetuating, bud! Those majestic and accident-capable animals are not all bound for "Dancing with the Stars." You'll be hearing from the Anti-Goat Defamation League, PETA or some-such group that has time and resources to worry about these important matters.
I have to ask, who did you borrow that Wizards mask from? That is a pretty rare item!
I can't remember his name, but he works in the hockey operations department at the Dr Pepper StarCenter. He let me borrow all his gear.
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